okay i know it’s been a hot minute, my two friends who actually read this blog, but i feel compelled to share what is probably the best goddamn salad i’ve ever made. with no pictures. cos you’re just gonna have to trust me.
i used:
- 1 bag of salad leaves
- 1 block of tofeta
- a few thinly-sliced rings of red onion
- 12 olives
- 16 grapes
- about 15cm of cucumber
- 1 avocado
- 1 julienned bell pepper
- fuckloads of halved cherry tomatoes
- bulgur wheat
- croutons
- lemon juice
- olive oil
- salt
- pepper
- Magick™️
soz, nobody can top that. ever.
coming as soon as i can be bothered: my Rules for Salad.